HE'S TALKING TO THE GESTAPO IN THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY KNOW! (original poster-all caps)
DON'T WORRY, TWO-TIMER...I WON'T KILL YOU...NOW! (original poster - all caps)
Some choices should never be made.
Drafted for Laughter!
A flag-flying story of a plebe who fell in love!
Going Under Is Just The Beginning