She's Much More Than You've Ever Had Before!
IT'S THE Daffiest, Happiest SLEIGH RIDE YOU'VE EVER BEEN TAKEN ON!
OUT OF THE HOPE AND COURAGE OF A MAN ...THE LOVE AND DEVOTION OF A WOMAN! (original print ad - all caps)
Your health is their business!
This town is an abundance of rumors...but has anybody bothered to find out the truth?
A true Australian story