Life is how you make it
She's Much More Than You've Ever Had Before!
Alimony racketeers prey on innocent dupes!
IT'S THE Daffiest, Happiest SLEIGH RIDE YOU'VE EVER BEEN TAKEN ON!
The Weapons of Death, The Vehicles of Destruction, The Army of Terror... Together they spread their evil across the land! But then there was... W
THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE STORY!
OUT OF THE HOPE AND COURAGE OF A MAN ...THE LOVE AND DEVOTION OF A WOMAN! (original print ad - all caps)
His country destroyed. His family killed...now they must face him.
If you think you're coming out, you're crazy!
Revenge Is Sweet ...
A Paid Assassin Stalks His Prey ...