You've never seen anything like this before
They're running out of patients...
An Event So Hot, They Had To Put It On The Beach!
Undrafted. Unwanted. Unwavering. The True Story of Jeremy Lin.
You only get one shot
Fun, games and high school lust!
All they need is love.
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