Next time, take the stairs
It Was a Great Place to Live ... Until It Went to Hell
Their dream was her nightmare.
Getting in is easy... Getting out is pure hell.
THEY SLASHED A CRIME-SCAR ACROSS THE MAP OF AMERICA! (original poster-all caps)
A city terrorised by its own evil!
Welcome to the dark corner of the human heart.
BULLETS for BANDITS! (original print media ad - mostly caps)
The BOULTING BROTHERS give FUN the GUN and turn to CRIME!
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !
America's wackiest new super-hero!