Next time, take the stairs
THEY SLASHED A CRIME-SCAR ACROSS THE MAP OF AMERICA! (original poster-all caps)
Romance and Thrills!
Their dream was her nightmare.
BULLETS for BANDITS! (original print media ad - mostly caps)
A city terrorised by its own evil!
Your Daughters Will Never Be Safe Again!
Welcome to the dark corner of the human heart.
The Laugh BANG Of A Lifetime !
America's wackiest new super-hero!