THE FULLER BRUSH GIRL HAS SOMETHING THE FULLER BRUSH MAN DIDN'T HAVE! (original print ad - all caps)
Look Who's Back!
Four glittering eyes, two pink mouths, and eight limbs wrapped around itself taking up two seats on the subway
Wait until his family finds out...
A horrifying tale of the supernatural
THE DAFFIEST TRIO THAT EVER HIT THE LAUGHWAVES! (original poster-all caps)