WHAC-TV: The Station That Turns You On Like You've Never Been Turned On Before!
A train to nowhere. A dream of freedom
Their Funniest Full Length Feature!
Nights of Pleasure...Days of Terror!
Impassioned ! Unleashed ! Hellbent !
Duty. Honor. Country.
A heavenly journey of sexual desires as seen though the eyes of a young man.
He used to fight for his country. Now he's fighting for himself... and nothing's going to stop him!
SEE THE SHOCKING MURDER OF HITLER'S NIECE! (original ad - all caps)