Some war stories will never make the nightly news.
Never has the screen entertained with such boldness!
SEE THE SHOCKING MURDER OF HITLER'S NIECE! (original ad - all caps)
A gay, bubbly magnum of fun filmed in Paris and served to you in Technicolor and CinemaScope
A train to nowhere. A dream of freedom
Their Funniest Full Length Feature!
WHAC-TV: The Station That Turns You On Like You've Never Been Turned On Before!
Duty. Honor. Country.
Nights of Pleasure...Days of Terror!
THE LAW OF THE LAST FRONTIER...FIGHT OR DIE! (original print ad - all caps)
Aladdin! Sinbad! Ali Baba! Scheherezade!