An Action-Packed Feature Film!
IT RIPS AT THE UNDERWORLD TRYING TO SPOIL OUR COLLEGES! (changed title poster-all caps)
Kicked out of college because he couldn't stand commercialism, and absent-minded professor stumbles into love and turns out to be a 'go-getter'
Hurling Laughs Straight to the Comedy Goal
Unearthly Doings In The NFL!
Rah.Rah.Rah! Rah. Rah. Rah! Knockout! (original poster)