The Gigantic Hoax of World War II
ADVENTURE AS FIERY AND FURIOUS AS THE FLAMING SANDS OF CHINA'S GOBI DESERT! (original ad - all caps)
The mightiest naval drama of all time!
Jammed With Action ! . . Loaded With Excitement ! . . . And Every Thrill-Packed Word Is True !
STAN LAUREL - OLIVER HARDY open up their grandest bag of laughs!
Kidnapped for bizarre sex rites . . . on a sun-drenched island of SIN!