FIVE HUNDRED WONDERFUL SCENES! (original poster - all caps))
Get An Eyeful! And you'll dig the story too!
Charles Hoyt's Merry Comedy of Social Satire, Full of Homely Philosphy, Keen with Wit and and Funny Situations - Five Thousand Feet of Fun, Frolic and Frivolity! (original poster)
Epic pearling adventure romance in glorious sun-splashed tropical settings of Thursday Island!