He came home to start a family, instead he started a war.
TORCHY SOLVES CHINESE PUZZLE IN VELLY, VELLY GOOD PICTURE! (Print Ad- Greensburg Daily Tribune, ((Greensburg, Penna.)) 4 February 1939)
HE WAS AN INDIAN AND THEY WERE GOING TO HANG HIM UNTIL THEY MET...(original poster-all caps)
So, you thought the whole reality craze could go no further?