JOHNNY BLASTS PROTECTION RACKETEERS! (original ad - all caps)
If you had the chance to get rid of one undesirable person ... you're telling me there's no one you'd pick?
Join us for one of the craziest fxcked up nights in the history of professional wrestling!
Picked On... Put Down... Fed Up
Life is about chance,Chances we take, Chances we don't take, Chances we wish we never took
A short journey with the ordinary people of the "Age of Madness."
This year, Santa isn't the only one packing
In a sleepy and uneventful small town, three college students, bored and desperate to make their mark, plot a savage and merciless murder.