The wind-swept sands of North Africa! Screaming Arab terror raids! The Harem Dance of Desire! The embattled Foreign Legion! The sheik's palace stormed! And the glorious music of the new 'Desert Song'
A comical investigation.
A Thrilling New Motion Picture!
Screen story of CHINA TODAY
Reality TV so real... It's scary
COLD-EYED JUSTICE ON A WILD-EYED PONY! (original print ad - all caps)
The Kill-Mad War for the West's Grazing Country!
The needle invades your vain. The seductress invades your heart. What waits in the shadows will invade your sanity.