When you pick up Janice, you pick up trouble.
He couldn't stop the war, but he wouldn't let the war stop Christmas.
In the 80's, there was Sex, Drugs, Rock 'n' Roll, ...and the loss of innocence.
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A Thrilling New Motion Picture!
Words Are Freedom
Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday