Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans
Every man's fantasy, one man's nightmare.
Diane McGowan thought Alzheimer's only happened to older people... until it happened to her.
In order to be a good father, he'll have to learn how to be a good son
Only 24 hours to win her husband back! (original print ad)
HE SAVED MEN BY THE HUNDRED BUT COULDN'T SAVE HIMSELF! (original poster)
He's America's crooked mouthpiece No. 1!