His Knowledge is your misery
I wish momma would stop saying that! Yeah.
The world's biggest movie star is missing. Nobody's gonna find her until she finds herself.
Tonight... she wakes up
A story as big as a blue sky, as warm as a summer night
MOVIE OVER ROCK HORROR, BREAKFAST IS SERVED
SWINGING, SINGING SCREEN SENSATION! (original print media ad - all caps)
SEE the blood-crazed kill-monster on a gut-gouging, entrail-eating, liver-loosening, pancreas-puncturing attack-a-thon of aggressively aggravational agony! So terrifying we guarantee you'll go completely insane after one single viewing!