PUBLIC NOTICE - CONDITIONS OF ADMISSION - Dirtiest Girl I Ever Met will be shown complete and uncut. but due to the censorable nature of this film, the age of the girl and the people involved, the producers have agreed to the following: No one under 18 admitted. Ficticious names will be used. This notice will be displayed at theatre so patrons will be aware of the film's shocking content.
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