Police want him dead...women want him alive!
The most hilarious military farce since M*A*S*H!
Monte Cristo lives ... fights ... loves ... again !
Shall They Become Blushing Brides Or Girls Without Blushes! (original poster)
He believed in freedom...but the ladies kept taking liberties!
«I JUST KILLED A RAT!» (original poster-all caps)
YOU'VE NEVER MET THIS KIND OF WOMAN! (original poster-all caps)