THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES HIS LOVE AFFAIRS! (original ad - all caps)
A Perfect Family in turmoil... A son who is determined to fix it by all means.
CAMPUS FUN ON THE RUN! (original ad - all caps)
TERROR On The TRIGGER!
GET OFF MY LAND...OR GET UNDER IT (original poster)
It's about boys being boys, boys being men and boys being wankers!