It cannot be unseen!
This motion picture will make your knees freeze, your liver quiver & give your plasma asthma!
After 347 years of one night stands, the Count has fallen in love - with a man!
Throughout history he has filled the hearts of men with terror, and the hearts of women with desire. Now watch as he does neither, but with a lisp you'll shriek to!
Blood is thicker than water-color!
The Final Days of Human Existence
Who says death is final... good things come in threes!
Slay Normalcy, Save the World.
A Country Western Musician turned Vampire Hunter. A Pimp turned Psycho Killer. A Beautiful Street Walker turned Blood Sucker.