Oh, OIWIN! - We're a sensation on the screen!
Guns bark as rival gangs fight for power!
You have to think young to feel real sprung!
WHAT A SKIPPER! WHAT A CREW! WHAT A LAUGH! (original window-card-all caps)
Sex Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
Street of tough guys, hot tunes, temptation!
They're Selling Vacuum Cleaners !
How much do we need to get married on?
How she landed a millionaire
From heartbreak to happiness, she lived through her music.
It Actually Happened!
MORE GIGGLES...MORE GAGS...MORE GALS!... (original print ad - all caps)
So you rescue dogs... who rescues you?