WHAT A SKIPPER! WHAT A CREW! WHAT A LAUGH! (original window-card-all caps)
Street of tough guys, hot tunes, temptation!
They're Selling Vacuum Cleaners !
The most daring Vegas career.
The deeper the thoughts, the sweeter the Kill!
How much do we need to get married on?
How she landed a millionaire
It Actually Happened!
MORE GIGGLES...MORE GAGS...MORE GALS!... (original print ad - all caps)
Sex Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
From heartbreak to happiness, she lived through her music.