Seems to me...they just don't know when to die.
SEE THE SHOCKING ANSWER TO THIS TERRIFYING THREAT WHEN A MARTIAN DICTATOR VISITS THE EARTH! (original poster - all caps)
OTTO BERLINER...Torn Between Love, Stomach and Politics!
THE LONE WOLF TURNS SPY TO MAKES NAZIS TURN PALE...and cops turn green with envy (original window-card poster)
3 Is Company, 2 Is A Crowd
Screen story of CHINA TODAY
EVERY FOOT OF FILM ALIVE WITH SPINE TINGLING ACTION!
13 CHAPTERS OF GUN-BLAZING THRILLS! (original posters - all caps)
SUSPENSE CHARGED SERIAL THRILLS!...As The Monster Ruler Wreaks His Mad Vengeance Upon All Who Dare To Defy Him! (original poster)
GREASED LIGHTNING STREAKS ACROSS THE TURBILENT PLAINS...when Tim lights out on the bandit trail..Stirring outdoor action packs this gripping, dramatic story of the West's tooth-and-nail fight against the lowest of low criminals - the water thief - it's ADVENTURE IN HIGH (original poster)
DARING SAGA OF DANGEROUS DAYS! (original poster)
STRANGE AND STIRRING ADVENTURE, THRILLS! (original poster- all caps)
THE LAND OF LAWLESSNESS! (original ad - all caps)