Call the cops! He's in trouble with love!
DARE DEVIL OF THE SCREEN (Original poster - all caps)
«Wanna buy a duck?» (original poster)
PUT AWAY YOUR GUNS, PUNKS! DON'T YOU KNOW BULLETS WENT OUT WHEN BRAINS CAME IN!
Rhythm-Mania! Comedy-Mania!
Cupid's Arrows Bark from Gangland's Guns! And love runs a race with danger in an exciting drama! (original poster)
Think like a wiener
The Modern Day Punch and Judy