Experience it. Enjoy it. Just don't fall for it
It's 1975 and they're about to explode
No brain, No pain.
IT'S TEMPO-TERRIFIC! IT'S LAUGH-LOADED! IT'S GIRL-GLAMOROUS! (original ad - all caps)
Avoid life. It kills you in the end.
Paramount's Greatest Comedy With Music!
Swing and sway the South American way with torchy tunes and torrid senoritas.
A WHIRLING MERRY-GO-ROUND OF MUSIC, FUN AND ROMANCE---FROM WEST POINT TO THE GAY WHITE WAY! (original print media ad - all caps)
A RHYTHM-JAMMED JAMBOREE OF MIRTH! (original poster-all caps)
'While those two buzzards are quarreling, let's elope!' And so their scrapping fathers lived happily ever after.
ROMANCE SOUTH OF THE BORDER! (original print ad - all caps)
IT'S THRILL-FILLED with these great Song and Dance Stars! (original poster)
SONG-SWEPT THRILLS WITH THE TEXAS RANGERS! (original print ad - all caps)
SIX-GUN FURY! (original print ad - all caps)
She'll Put Lovelight in Your Eyes!
TORRID...and TERRIFIC! (original print ad - all caps)