Love sucks. And bites. Forever.
QUEEN OF THE YUKON! (original print ad - all caps)
THE THRILLER OF THRILLERS! (original poster - all caps)
SMASHING FISTS! BLAZING GUNS!
He Feels The Pulse of MURDER!
UNTAMED FURY that ruled the West!
WORLD'S FUNNIEST CINEMA CLOWNS (original poster-all caps)
FOR ROUGH-AND-READY ROMANCE RIDE WITH THE NORTHWEST RANGERS (original print ad - all caps)
He Nursed A Bad Case Of LOVE SICKNESS
A BOLD BUCKAROO BATTLES BUCCANEERS ! (original poster-all caps)
We've widened the aisles so you can roll in 'em ... at the Years's LAFFIEST, DAFFIEST FUN-SHOW!
In the world of villains...We need a hero...