'I can't give you anything but love--and murder, baby!'
Love and Hate Under One Roof!
She was the biggest sucker of them all!
There are no happy endings.
I CONFESS! I PLAYED AT LOVE BUT MURDER WAS MY BUSINESS! (original poster-all caps)
The Story ALL True! The Man ALL Evil!
The perfect crime was death by prescription!
Avoid life. It kills you in the end.
Have No Fear, It's the Comedy Smash of the Year!