Accidents Happen.
'HER NAME'S MONAHAN, MOM, AND SHE'S IN TROUBLE AND NEEDS OUR HELP (original poster - all caps)
VAST...in its background! OMINOUS..in its story!
Some heroes are born, others made. This one's embalmed.
Dad's dead weight. And they're both dead tired. But they'll both be dead broke. Unless they can carry him back.
Some Things are Never Meant To Happen
GRIPPING THRILLER! (original poster)