'HER NAME'S MONAHAN, MOM, AND SHE'S IN TROUBLE AND NEEDS OUR HELP (original poster - all caps)
VAST...in its background! OMINOUS..in its story!
Can you survive? ... when it happened...
Monsters and mayhem, 40 million miles from Earth.
Forgive Them. Forgive Them. Forgive Them.
Dad's dead weight. And they're both dead tired. But they'll both be dead broke. Unless they can carry him back.
Accidents Happen.
Some Things are Never Meant To Happen
GRIPPING THRILLER! (original poster)
Some heroes are born, others made. This one's embalmed.
A Comedy of Murder That Will Set You Laughing!