AN ELECTRIFYING DRAMA OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST SPORTS EVENT!
Diamonds Are For Stealing
In this club nobody plays by the rules.
IT'S AN EYE-OPENER!...Behind the scenes of beauty contests! (original poster)
SCREAMING EXCITEMENT!
HAVE A SEAT ON THE 50-YARD LINE...FOR THE THRILL-PACKED, REAL-LIFE DRAMA OF A GREAT ALL-AMERICAN! (original poster-all caps)
The Most Horrifying Schlock in Independent Horror!
A New Dimension in Thrills and Excitement!
2 wrongs didn't make it right!