RUSTY MAKES A KID'S WONDERFUL DREAMS COME TRUE! (original lobby card-all caps)
There is always a piece in the puzzle of your life that does not fit
THE FASTEST, FUNNIEST, RACING PICTURE YOU'VE EVER SEEN! (original poster- all caps)
IT'S A LAUGH-SPREE IN RENO! (original ad - all caps)
PUT AWAY YOUR GUNS, PUNKS! DON'T YOU KNOW BULLETS WENT OUT WHEN BRAINS CAME IN!