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MURDER! ROMANCE! INTRIGUE! PENTHOUSE SIREN DIES AS KILLER STRIKES 40 STORIES ABOVE PARK AVENUE (original poster-all caps)
I'm being chased by the meanest, nastiest, ugliest gang in town... But I'm not takin' any bull.
GANGWAY FOR TORCHY! SHE'S GOIN' TO TOWN!
Over the edge of sight and sound... you'll swear it's fantasy... you'll know it's true.
Stars and Straights Forever!
AMERICAN SCIENTIST BATTLES MAN FROM MARS IN STRANGEST STORY EVER TOLD!
It's Happening in the BRONX - It's Happening in DARIEN - It's Happening in GREAT NECK - It's Happening in Every Home in America!
Nobody will hear you screaming
Destined to be a Christmas classic.
The battle of the sexes is now all out war. To survive, you must tell Brilliant Lies
Columbia's Bases Full of LAUGHS!!!