HE'S OUT TO GET HIS MAN...BUT HE'S ALL OUT TO GET THAT BLONDE! (original half-sheet poster-all caps)
In a Post 9-11 World, No One Can Hear You Scream
Found - in a storm of laughs!
SCIENCE HARNESSED BY MADMEN TO WIPE OUT AMERICA'S MILLIONS!
Wake your sinister urges
«HOPPY» DRILLS A DIME AT A HUNDRED YARDS! (original print media ad - all caps)
Their NEWEST and Most Hilarious Adventure!
We always have a choice, you just might not like the alternative.
SEE a magnificent treasure chest filled with fabulous riches!
The Stooges' funniest monkey business! (Title lobby card).