Super-flyer of the Stratsophere...defied the skies and made aviation history! (original ad)
The Sharpest Secret Agent of Them All!
these women should be behind bars... but they're not...
Good things come to those who wait!
Count Dracula is Greek, and lives in riches in his castle at Exarchia!
An epic anthology of the undead
She'll suck more than your blood!
Beyond your most evil desires the beast awaits...
He's just about the nicest guy you never saw
The Fun's Getting FEAROCIOUS! MAD DOCTORS! HAUNTED HOUSES! GORILLAS!
Injections...Dissections... ...Reckless Resurrections.
More LAUGHS Than a Barrel of Monkeys
SEE THE DEVIL-DOGS OF LAND...SEA AND AIR IN ALL THEIR GLORY! (original poster-all caps)