The Sharpest Secret Agent of Them All!
She'll suck more than your blood!
A Blood-Drenched Hellhole Of Unspeakable Horrors!
Count Dracula is Greek, and lives in riches in his castle at Exarchia!
The Fun's Getting FEAROCIOUS! MAD DOCTORS! HAUNTED HOUSES! GORILLAS!
Super-flyer of the Stratsophere...defied the skies and made aviation history! (original ad)
Injections...Dissections... ...Reckless Resurrections.
An epic anthology of the undead
SEE THE DEVIL-DOGS OF LAND...SEA AND AIR IN ALL THEIR GLORY! (original poster-all caps)
SEE THE SHOCKING ANSWER TO THIS TERRIFYING THREAT WHEN A MARTIAN DICTATOR VISITS THE EARTH! (original poster - all caps)
More LAUGHS Than a Barrel of Monkeys
He just want's the best for her
High-Voltage Action! Electrifying Thrills! Thunderbolt Drama!
The Scariest, Screwiest Laugh Riot Since Frankenstein Gave Up The Ghost!