If you had listened to me, you wouldn't be here now, would you?
EXCITING! - THRILLING!...fighting an unseen foe who blasts men into eternity!
Today, a mother will fight her bravest battle.
Are you ready for a Bloody Weekend?
A comedy about dudes, bros, and dude-bros.
DARING TO DIE -- TO FLY! (original print media ad - all caps)
They've Gone COLLEGE CRAZY! It's their dizziest laff hit!
Some Call it Loving
All actors are like toothpaste, they get squeezed out and replaced with a new tube!
There's friends, there's girls, there's fun ...and there's a time for Moving Out.
A COLLEGIATE CARNIVAL of ROMANCE, MELODY and MADNESS! (original print media ad - mostly caps)
The Greatest Heart Story of Modern Times!