EVERY FOOT OF FILM ALIVE WITH SPINE TINGLING ACTION!
You will NEVER be a model!
Where the Tastiest Things Aren't on the Menu!
Every Couch Potato has its Day.
GRIPPING With ACTION...GREAT With EXCITEMENT...World-Famous G-Men hold you spellbound in the most smashing serial you've ever seen!
A MAN WITH A HOLE IN HIS PANTS (original print ad - all caps)