Choose the wrong road and you're...
Gather round the fire... for the last night of your life.
Draw...or Die
Where Cheerleading Is Life....Even When You're Dead!
Idol of every Boy in the World - Greatest Western Star In The History Of Motion Pictures!
She Treats Men the Way They've Been Treating Women for Years!
What a horrible way to die!
He Hunts Women His KNIFE Tells Him To!
6 STAR PICTURE! (original print ad-all caps)
You'll Never Phone Home Again!