You Can Count on Me!
Jump in the water is Hot
Girls From the «Right» Kind of Home...Stumbling Into the «Wrong» Kind of Love!
RUTHLESS DICTATORSHIP (original ad - all caps)
They know not what they've done
Get Pregnant Now. Lose Virginity Later.
A HISTORICAL DRAMA IN FIFTEEN SPECULATOR CHAPTERS! (original banner-all caps)
Lady, there's a WEAK MOMENT for every gal!
She's Hollywood's next big thing... He's Hollywood.
THE RENEGADE GUN THAT BLASTED QUENTIN'S RAIDERS OUT OF THE WEST! This was the day he'd either live up to his name...or be buried under it!