IT'S A SCREAM! (original poster - all caps)
He packs a SOCK in each SONG...and FURY in each FIST!
Join us for yet another installment of professional wrestling courtesy of the craziest most fxcked up insane wrestling promotion on the planet!
AN AMAZING SERIES OF WESTERNS ADVENTURES! (original ad-all caps)
Eyes High...For Thrills!
You've blacked out for four years in college and now you're forced to join the sobering reality of the 9 to 5. Ders, Blake and Adam are in their 5th year.
Join us for one of the craziest fxcked up nights in the history of professional wrestling!