He Didn't Raise the Flag at Iwojima. He didn't Liberate Iraq. He Recruited those who did.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD THAT DESCRIBES HIS LOVE AFFAIRS! (original ad - all caps)
Ellery Sends A WAVE OF TERROR through the ranks of Nazi Spies!
He's the champ of the corps - in the ring or on a park bench - a trader in socks and blondes who joined the devil dogs to let the world see him!
CAMPUS FUN ON THE RUN! (original ad - all caps)