If someone you loved mysteriously vanished how far out of your mind would you go to find them?
The perfect couple
Saving the world takes the help of a few good friends.
THE MOST EXCITING SERIAL EVER FILMED! (original poster-all caps))
THEIR BEST YET...No Foolin'!
Eliminate the dead wood.
THE DOPIEST DON JUANS IN HISTORY! They're professional "dates" for an atomic gun-moll!
14 WEEKS OF THROBBING THRILLS! WITH THE SERIAL THAT NEVER LETS YOU DOWN! (original ad - all caps)
THE LOUDEST LAUGHS THAT EVEN ROLLED OUT OF THE WEST! (original poster - all caps)
Never judge a man by his cover.