Human zombies rise from their coffins as living corpses!
Love is helpless, love is dangerous, and love requires sacrifice.
MORE GIGGLES...MORE GAGS...MORE GALS!... (original print ad - all caps)
Billy and his friends went out for holiday spirits, but the holiday spirit was out looking for him...
KILL OR BE KILLED! It's the primitive code of the frozen north...where reckless men gamble their lives for a fortune in furs...and fight for a smile from a pretty girl!
It's not where you are that is important, but who you are with
Let's Scare Jessica to Death