The Final Battle for the Civil War's Last Soldier!
It'll eat you alive!
GET A-LONG MULE!!! TO THE SONG-RAGE OF THE YEAR! (original poster-all caps)
She's so swelegant... They phffft over her!
Two people, one road, many problems
(---it's a drama steeplechase set to music)
Marjan, your love is killing me.
OUR FEDERAL UNION MUST AND SHALL BE PRESERVED! (original one-sheet poster)
AMBUSHED! WRECKED! WOUNDED!...BUT THE MAIL GOES THROUGH! (original poster)