The Final Battle for the Civil War's Last Soldier!
(---it's a drama steeplechase set to music)
GET A-LONG MULE!!! TO THE SONG-RAGE OF THE YEAR! (original poster-all caps)
It'll eat you alive!
Two people, one road, many problems
She's so swelegant... They phffft over her!
Marjan, your love is killing me.
OUR FEDERAL UNION MUST AND SHALL BE PRESERVED! (original one-sheet poster)
AMBUSHED! WRECKED! WOUNDED!...BUT THE MAIL GOES THROUGH! (original poster)