The super-monster even the H-bomb cannot destroy...
TRAPPED IN A CAGE WITH DEATH while a Madman cracks the whip!
The Loves of the Bold...The Glory of the Brave!
THE WILDEST SNAFU the Army ever knew!
Funniest Film In The History Of Roar-Fare!
A HISTORICAL DRAMA IN FIFTEEN SPECULATOR CHAPTERS! (original banner-all caps)
Our National Tragedy... Is Now A Comedy!
Policing - his way
They used a beautiful girl as MURDER BAIT!