HILARIOUS MIXTURE OF MISSILES AND MIRTH! (original ad - all caps)
Help! Help! They're loose again!
Meet the new darlings of society
The 3 lunatics are on the loose again! (original half-sheet poster)
Some foam, eh, kid?
Three assorted nuts...driving you bugs with laughter!
Those madcap merchants of mirth score a laugh touchdown!
Bombarding you with laughs!
Don't lose YOUR head howling at the Stooges!
HANG ON! Here comes the comedy that will have you roaring the rest of your daze!...
MIRACLE DETECTIVE AGENCY - IF WE SOLVE YOUR CRIME IT'S A MIRACLE (original poster-all caps)
You'll salute the Stooges for their screwiest comedy ever. (One-sheet poster).
IT'S NEW! IT'S NUTTY! THE STOOGES