Help! Help! They're loose again!
Some foam, eh, kid?
Meet the new darlings of society
Don't lose YOUR head howling at the Stooges!
The 3 lunatics are on the loose again! (original half-sheet poster)
Those madcap merchants of mirth score a laugh touchdown!
Three assorted nuts...driving you bugs with laughter!
You'll salute the Stooges for their screwiest comedy ever. (One-sheet poster).
Bombarding you with laughs!
HANG ON! Here comes the comedy that will have you roaring the rest of your daze!...
MIRACLE DETECTIVE AGENCY - IF WE SOLVE YOUR CRIME IT'S A MIRACLE (original poster-all caps)
IT'S NEW! IT'S NUTTY! THE STOOGES