Play by the rules. Live by the rules.
IN A CHANGING WORLD, this motion picture is joyously dedicated to the heartwarming fact that BABIES still come in the same old, wonderfully old-fashioned way!
COURAGE PROVED BY FIRE... Even a Quitter Can Be A Hero When The Chips Are Down!
Anchors Aweigh FOR A GOB AND THE SEASON'S MOST HILARIOUS GAGS! (original ad - mostly caps)