I wanted to live DANGEROUSLY so I married a football coach (who lost every game)
It seemed so simple. But it was far from it.
... and love will never be the same.
THE WEST AT ITS WILDEST! (original poster-all caps)
He visits the enchanted garden. He escapes from the witch and the wolves. He steals the seven-league boots. He fights the ogre. HE'S TOM THUMB, THE BRAVEST LITTLE BOY OF ALL!