She was depraved, debauched, lying, conniving, cheating, scheming, lewd, shrewd... Everything he ever wanted in a woman!
A phone call can be a lifeline.
Can two nerds ever catch a break... and get laid.
Justin is annoyingly smart. Clyde is a neat freak who gets all the chicks. And Paul is a funny but kind of unlucky dreamer who creates outrageous fantasies in order to escape life.