Take everything you've learned from television and film about teenage comedies and growing up. Now throw it all out. This is 'The After School Special'. There are no morals to this story.
Making cinema safe again...
When you cross Sean Sharpstone, you're asking for Blood from a Stone.
Dogs flew space ships! The Aztecs invented the vacation! Your brain is not the boss! Everything you know is wrong!
They don't get mad, they get full.
The battle between good and evil is coming to town.
Killer Action. Literally.
The Laughingest Serious Motion Picture Either Side of the Mason-Dixon Line!
Everything but the emails.