Revenge is only two clicks away...
SEASON'S GAYEST ROMANTIC HIT! (original ad - all caps)
THIS PLANE CRASHED THROUGH THE HEADLINES!!! 13 desperate people pitting love and hate against their chance for survival!
Have You Heard the One About THE TRAVELING SALESLADY! (original poster)
Find the Blonde and Get the Gangster!
...greed comes with a high price
Fasten Your LAFF-Belts! They're JET JOCKEYS NOW!
GANGSTERS INVADE WEST! (original poster-all caps)