She's home for the holidays... but is this really her home?
OUT OF THE HOPE AND COURAGE OF A MAN ...THE LOVE AND DEVOTION OF A WOMAN! (original print ad - all caps)
A story everyone can relate to about a miracle everyone wishes for. Get ready to believe the impossible.
This Xmas Dirty Santa and her slut assistants bring to life the horniest fantasies of men!
All The Thrills Of «Kentucky'! All The Magnificence Of «Maryland'! Come Home To Your Heart in Indiana!
As fragile as life. As precious as love.