The Movie.
Anywhere is better than here
COLD-EYED JUSTICE ON A WILD-EYED PONY! (original print ad - all caps)
Love is helpless, love is dangerous, and love requires sacrifice.
It's Loaded . . . with new laffs !!! All Your Favorites fresh from 'The Egg And I' !
Reckless romance on a danger-paved trail!
DESPERADOES CRINGED WHEN THE «BULLWHIP» CRACKED!