It begins with the most evil cry, deep from the twisted shadows of the night. Then, it's laughter like some insane dog ringing in your ears. It comes with the jaws of hungry horror - it hungers for you.
A DELIGHTFUL TALE OF SWEET INNOCENCE AND ETERNAL YOUTH (original poster - all caps)
Thank God it's make-believe...
Now you've got something to say, got someone to blame, let's hear it.